There is no such thing as a bad submission and no limits to what you can say, however these tips will help your chances of being part of this wonderful collection.
WHat I'M Looking For
- Think of something unique to you, or something you would never let anyone see.
- Cursing is allowed and content is unrestricted. Nothing is TOO WEIRD.
- Think in terms of the actions you do and try and stay away from thoughts you have.
- Don't tell me you pick your nose unless you've discovered an uncharted way to execute the plunge. Everyone picks their nose (same goes for masturbation, be specific).
- The more concise, the better!
- The amount you submit is unlimited, and opportunity will be ongoing.
- When I'm all alone, I put my breasts on the table while I eat.
- When I'm all alone, I weave my toes between my fingers and roll around.
-When I'm all alone, I reset the toilet paper to the perfect length for the next person.
-When I'm all alone, I color individual hairs on my arm with a sharpie.