"When I'm all alone, I do yoga naked." -Benny

"When I'm all alone, I put silicone plugs in my ass in front of a camera for older men in other states and countries to watch, and I actually enjoy it and get turned on." -Anonymous

"When I'm all alone, I fart and run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,," -Mishko

"When I'm all alone, I weave my toes between my fingers and roll around." -Anonymous

"When I'm all alone, I color individual hairs on my arms with a sharpie." -Kev